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Gele trouble

 

 

Not long ago I was in church for a programme.

I was late in attendance and slipped into the back row despite a smartly dressed usher beckoning on me to come and occupy a seat closer to the front.

No need to distract all these people and disturb their seating, I thought, and shook my head at the usher before taking my preferred seat.

I settled down to enjoy the event but soon made a startling discovery, it was difficult to view the ongoing performance. A large colourful object was obstructing my view, a headscarf, otherwise known as ‘gele’

The woman in front of me had hers made into the shape of a mini-jet.

Soon enough I was dodging the tail and wings of the jet as the owner, beautifully dressed in ceremonial clothing turned her head this way and that way while swaying to music.

I kept muttering that what a shame it would be to lose an eye to a roving gele, and did my best at self-defence.

I was so preoccupied that I did not have time to enjoy the ceremony.

At one point I looked longingly at the front row seat. It would be great to escape the attacks of this killer gele I thought, alas, the seat had been taken.

Two long harrowing hours later, I left the venue grateful to have my eyes intact but at the same time smarting from all the work I did to ensure that.

I’d say it wasn’t all bad though.

I now appreciate what others have gone through those times I donned my ‘skyscraping’ geles  and sat in front rows.

I have also learnt a lesson- obey ushers, they know where the safest seats are.

 

Pictures lifted off the internet

Papa Efe & Sons 5

Philo!

Rukevwe knew Philo very well.

They met some years back in Ehis village.

It was Christmas and Ehis had insisted they spend it in his village.

Rukevwe would have preferred to spend the holiday at their home in Warri especially as she’d just had Ese their second daughter earlier that month and had no help with their 2 young children. But Ehis would have nothing of it.

‘Na wetin dey worry you sef,’ he asked, as he stood in front of the framed mirror hanging on the bedroom wall, and applied scented baby powder to his face.

‘You say you no get person to help you with omomo them and you no gree go village. Nor be for village you go see pipo wen go helep you pass?’

Rukevwe shot a scathing look at his back as he left the room, a thick coat of white powder clung to his forehead.

She found it hard to explain certain things to Ehis sometimes.

He would not understand for example that she would rather be overwhelmed with child care alone in Warri than to have his overbearing family ‘help’ her with them. The only help they rendered on past trips were to ‘reduce’ the number of her lapas and finish her baby’s food.

Rukevwe decided to just go with Ehis this time without trouble.

He’d behaved well throughout her pregnancy, he even bought her a green beaded ‘George lapa’ to wear for baby Ese’s dedication coming up in February.

They left for the village on the 23rd evening arriving shortly after Ureh’s family.

Ureh was Ehis’s immediate older sister and the only one Rukevwe got along with.

It was through Ureh that Rukevwe met Philo.

She’d complained to Ureh about how difficult she was finding coping with a 15 month old and a three-week old alone in Warri. Ureh had taken pity on her and searched for a help for her in the village.

Five days after their arrival Ureh came into the room Rukevwe was occupying with her family, she had a girl with her.

‘I don find geh (girl) for you,’ said Ureh. ‘Her name na Philo.’

‘Good morning ma,’ said Philo with an exaggerated curtsey.

She stood demurely by the window, her hands clasped respectfully in front of her.

She was a big girl with skin the colour of burnt cocoyam. She would pass for Alero’s daughter. She also had a huge backside and spoke as if she had a bone stuck in her throat.

Rukevwe asked Ureh if Philo was a relation.

‘No,’ replied Ureh smiling. ‘She from Pa Ebodaghe compound from across road. Dem dey very strong and hardworking,’ said Ureh.

Rukevwe’s first thought was to turn down Philo’s help. There was something too eager about her and her wide jolly smiles appeared cynical somehow. But the thought of how difficult her life was looking after a fussy Ese while Efe clung fearfully to her skirt managed to push her doubts to the background.

I would be able to return to my shop again with someone helping with the children,thought Rukevwe.

‘How old you be sef?’ She asked Philo.

‘Me? Hennn, madam I young o. I young well well, nor look dis my agric body o.’

‘Eh, but how old you be?’

‘Emmm, na only 17 years I be. I nor old.’

‘Oturugbekpe! Shouted Ureh, looking at Philo in surprise.

‘Fear God small na. How old mama like you go be 17? You wey dem born before Alero marry. Shuo!’

Philo laughed a tinkly laugh. ‘U no hear me well, na 22 I talk no be 17.’

 

 

 

 

CELEBRATE

We ought to celebrate our lives.

We do not need to wait until we have one major achievement or the other.

There are many things in life worth celebrating and sometimes the really beautiful things are not necessarily the big ones. At times, it is the smaller things that add up to become the one big thing we are hoping for.

If then we keep postponing our celebration because the big things have not yet arrived, we may end up missing the chance or the pleasure of celebration when we finally do.

Let us be thankful, for health, for life, for family and loved ones.

Let us celebrate the work of our hands, where we are, how far we have come.

Let us celebrate the victories, the lessons learnt.

Let us celebrate the small things in our lives while we work towards the big ones.

Let’s celebrate.

What are you celebrating?

People Will Talk.

Jobs and equity key to Africa's poverty fight

People will talk.

Whether you do or you do not.

They will talk,

If you work very hard.

‘My goodness,’ they will say. ‘He works too hard.
He must have little else to do with his life!’

They will also talk, if you don’t.

‘I have never seen anybody as lazy as he, always loafing around. What a waste of space!’

If you enjoy your own company,
and like to remain indoors…

‘He must be queer.’

Or

‘Something bad is definitely going on, otherwise why is his door always locked?’

And if you are the busy, never at home type?

‘She spends so much time outside, what is she running away from at home?

Or

‘When does he get to spend quality time with his family if he is never at home?’

If you are studious.

‘She’s always studying, what a boring person!’

If you are not…

‘No wonder she’s such a loser, what an unserious fellow.’

If you are friendly.

‘Why is she so friendly?
She must be promiscuous.’

If you are not.

‘What a snob and very rude too.’

If you like to mind your business.

‘What an uncaring and insensitive person!’

If you don’t?

‘Why can’t she mind her own business?
She’s such a gossip!’

If you buy yourself a present.

‘What a spendthrift! With all the poverty in Africa…’

If you do not.

‘What a cheapskate, he can’t even get himself a decent pair of shoes.’

My point?

People will talk.
Whether you do or you do not.